Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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