Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
i've created a new STD.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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