'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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