Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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