16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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