Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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