Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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