doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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