Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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