dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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