You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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