p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Bring me that man meat
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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