I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
you never un-have a 4some
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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