Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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