NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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