yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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