when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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