I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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