Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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