I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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