seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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