i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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