Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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