i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
