Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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