Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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