absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
she told me i tasted like america
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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