Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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