He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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