How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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