I seem to have left my pride at pride
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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