It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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