I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Boobs are out for the taking
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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