sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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