We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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