Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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