WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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