Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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