People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You ate ashes out of my bong
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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