C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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