is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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