Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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