their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
this will be a night to untag.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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