Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
either way he was missing a nipple.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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