you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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