Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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