what if I'm pregnant?
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oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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