S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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