You're my little dorito
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My vagina is officially offended.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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