Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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