just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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