Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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