and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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