So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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