if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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