I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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