I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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