Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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